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Thu Oct 23, 2008, 11:15 PM
I'm back

Just posting this to let my friends know that I am back from my suspension. In case you wondered what happened three of my paintings were in violation of their terms. They were, "Hell, Clown Porno I, Clown Porno II" I admit the clown porno works are pretty bizzar and obscene, and I'm not upset that they removed them but I do disagree with their claim that is was "pornography". It was art. Anyways I am glad to be back, and I'll be catching up with my messages etc soon.

  • Listening to: myself breathe
  • Reading: this page
  • Watching: the screen
  • Playing: not yet
  • Eating: between every letter I type
  • Drinking: you
The Face by ckoffler "the face" pencil
Chalice by ckoffler "chalice" colored pencil
Peacock by ckoffler "peacock" gel pens
Fly by ckoffler "fly" white pen on black matte
Dali - Pencil by ckoffler "dali" pencil
Krugerrand by ckoffler "kruegarand" pencil
Vince by ckoffler "vince" colored pencils
Aliester Crowley by ckoffler "crowley" pencil
Lional Atwill by ckoffler "lional atwill" colored pencil
Piranha by ckoffler "piranha" colored pens & ink
Serpent Messiah by ckoffler "serpent messiah" pen, ink & dyes
Ed by ckoffler "ed" colored pencils
:thumb95546288: "doctor, doctor" colored pencil & pen
Royal Crown by ckoffler "royal crown" colored pencils
Rainbow Circus by ckoffler "rainbow circus" gel pens
David in Pisa by ckoffler "david in pisa" pencil
Men From Mars by ckoffler "men from mars" colored pencils
Toys 187 by ckoffler "toys 187" pencil
Laced Shoe by ckoffler "shoe" pencil
Eric Downey Legs by ckoffler "eric downey legs" colored pencil
Twenty Past Four by ckoffler "twenty past four" pencil
Soviet Flag by ckoffler "russian flag" colored pencil
Self Portrait III by ckoffler "self portrait" pencil
"VIVA LAS VEGAS" by ckoffler "viva las vegas" colored pencil

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ckoffler
It's what I do.
Artist | Professional | Traditional Art
United States
Current Residence: Riverside.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: No idea.
Print preference: Omega
Favourite genre of music: One I made up called, "good music'.
Favourite style of art: Art with style.
Operating System: Who cares?
Skin of choice: I'm not racist.
Favourite cartoon character: Salad Fingers.
Personal Quote: Art. It's not what you do, It's who you are.
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Kittyliciouz Mar 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO T HE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]






DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY

















here just do it


most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.

I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,

this

really

works!!!!



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1.

To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!


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2.

Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3.

If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4.

Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5.

Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.













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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.









After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































Keep going

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.

Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent.

Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates.

This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.




First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter.

She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden.

when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.

The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.

If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.




Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.

Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted.

All the signs of
your total dork.

He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour.

Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade.

The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.

finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.


They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.




Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.


Listen to this.

A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail.

He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.

It was
this exact letter.

Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on.

He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along.

The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call.

It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.




Now, you heard the storie*.

* *now which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you.

I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me.

We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.

If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!
^^


Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything.

It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....

If YoU...love ur mum then post this to 20people. A girl
ignored this and their mom died 365 days later.Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom
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I Just love your vision! and in such bold color
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:icondrewb427:
Good day are you avail for commissions?
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OscarDaliano Jan 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
hi men, is amazing your art.
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SurrealGrotesque77 Dec 27, 2012  Student Artist
Your art has been featured in the new issue of Surreal Grotesque.
The apocalypse has arrived, new issue of Surreal Grotesque: [link]
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OscarDaliano Dec 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Good art my friend, you greetings from mexico
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ckoffler Nov 15, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Dear SuperBob,

I am sorry for murdering your friends. I am also sorry for mistaking what a great guy you are. Please accept my apologies and help me to save people like you.
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:iconminecraftbob:
fuck you and your sarcasm. i pity those who know you.
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ckoffler Nov 16, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:( I was being sincere :(
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ckoffler Sep 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
:stabs you immediately: Oh no! You startled me!
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HurbnDanck Jul 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
luv ur deviant id! please vote for heroic bear of the despair t-shirts! [link]
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